Everything In Life I Learned From Captain Jack Sparrow...

Jack's been around a bit, right? Here's a few nuggets of wisdom some fans have picked up during our short acquaintance with him...

• Never to forget that he is, in fact, Captain Jack Sparrow.
• One word: CAPTAIN!
• Rum and the beach...that's what the Caribbean is all about.
• The third slap is the only one that matters.
• Remembering a girl's name only slightly decreases the odds of her slapping you. Only slightly.
• Always save that one shot...
• If you can't beat 'em, cheat!
• Title is everything. "Pirate" gives you liberty to do whatever you want with no real moral hang ups (i.e. try to bed a sort of friend's love)
• If all else fails, call him a eunuch.
• Kill that God forsaken monkey!!!
• Never underestimate a eunuch *wink wink*
• Never leave rum unattended
• You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest
• Back hair has many uses
• Never trust a monkey. Or one named after you.
• Being dishonest isn't nessisarily a bad thing.
• Don't trust a woman with rum and a lighter-especially when deserted on an island with her.
• Don't cheat on your lady! The others may find out and then it certainly won't be fun after that.
• The hat is the most important effect.
• Buy your eyeliner from pirates. It's very water proof!
• Do not give important speaches near cliffs...you may fall.
• "A Pirates Life for Me" is the best song.
  

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