Things The Characters Would Never Say...

Isn't this self explanatory? Here's a few fictional quotes that we can't exactly imagine coming from our favourite character's mouths. If you want to add to the list, e-mail your suggestion to theblackpearl_staff@yahoo.com

Elizabeth: I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go!
Jack: I'm the king of the world!

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Will: (to Jack when Jack shows up after being left on the island) You're late. You look terrible.

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Short Pirate: What's happening?
Will: Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?

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Jack: That's not very interesting.

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Jack: What are you doing?!
Elizabeth: I'm burning the rum! The smoke signal's a thousand feet high!
Jack: YOU STOLE MY IDEA!

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Barbossa: Jack never told you what happened to your father.
Will: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Barbossa: No. *I* am your father!

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Governor Swann: The battle for Port Royale is over. The battle for the Caribbean is about to begin.

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Will: I practice three hours a day!
Jack: Oh, cool.

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Jack: Who makes all these?
Will: United Cutlery.

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Norrington: I'm going to marry Elizabeth.
Governor Swann: But you're so old!

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Elizabeth: Like, omigosh! You're, like, a pirate or something, right? That is like, so totally awesome! Are you gonna, like, kidnap me or some junk? 'Cause that's totally cool, but only if I get my own room an', like, don't have to do icky stuff. You got a ship? Wanna make out
Jack: Uh . . . HELP!

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Elizabeth: It must be terrible for you to be trapped on this island.
Jack: Are you coming onto me? If you are, I will have to ask you to stop. I respect you as a woman and a human being, and taking advantage of drunken women is simply not an option for me.

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Jack: Scarlett! (slap)
Will: Who was she? (slaps Jack)

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(at the end of the movie, Jack takes the helm of the Pearl)
Anna Maria: What the hell are you doing?! You owe me a boat, remember?

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Gov. Swann: (to Elizabeth) No, dear, you don't have to get married
unless you want to. You can be or do anything you want--why tie
yourself down so young?

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Jack: (to Gov. Swann) Want to join my crew, matie? You're just what we
need.

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Barbossa: (to Jack) Arrr, more important than the gold or the curse, I
beg for your forgiveness.

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Will: Jack? You forgot your hat.
Jack: Oh well, I can buy another.

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Jack: Alright Will, I bet you that I can shoot that bottle of rum 30 feet away, with my eyes closed, in one shot.