Quotes

Barbossa: First of all, your return to shore was never part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I MUST do nothing. Secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And third, the Pirate's Code is more of what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl.

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Elizabeth: You spent three days on a beach drinking rum?
Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean!

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Will: You cheated.
Jack: Pirate.

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[referring to Will]
Governor Swann: ...and this is the path you take? Even if he is a blacksmith?
Elizabeth: No, he's a pirate.

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Jack: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

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Barbossa: We are cursed men.

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Jack: Take what you want...
Gibbs: Leave nothing behind!

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Jack Sparrow: If ever there was an opportunity......That was it.

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[Jack looks at himself in skeletal form]
Jack: That's interesting.

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Norrington: I will see to it that every man who sails under a pirate's flag, or bears a
pirate's brand gets what he deserves. A short drop and a sudden stop.

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[Elizabeth is being laced into a corset]
Governor Swann: It's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth Swann: Well the ladies in London must have learned not to breathe!

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Jack: You know, I could let you drown..... Or you could accept the fact that your father was a pirate and a good man. And would you sail under the command of a pirate?

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Barbossa: You have the last golden trinket.
Elizabeth: What about the "blood that must be repaid"?
Barbossa: That's why we haven't killed you [pause] yet.

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[Captain Jack Sparrow points his gun at Will]
Jack: This bullet's not for you.

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Elizabeth: No ship can outrun the Interceptor!
Anamaria: You can tell them that when the catch up to us!

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Will: I should have told you this a every day since I met you...I love you.

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Will: My father was not a pirate!

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Gibbs: Then one day, he roped a couple of sea turtles and rode them away.
Will: He rode a pair of sea turtles? Where's he get the rope?
Jack: [from behind them] From my hair, on my back.

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Jack: You forget I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!

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Pirate: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Elizabeth: You like pain? [hits pirate in the head with a pole] Try wearing a corset.

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Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one.

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Jack: If you spring me from this cell, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and you're bonnie lass.

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Jack: Let's just get one thing clear, how far are you willing to go for this lass?
Will: I would die for her.
Jack: Glad we got that all clear up.

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Pirate: Say goodbye!
[a sign falls and gets rid of the pirate for him]
Will: Goodbye.

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Will: This is either brains or madness.
Jack: Remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

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Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, or maybe the reason you practice three hours a day is you found one, but you can't woo her?
Will: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill him!

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Jack: [Looking at the swords] Who made all these?
Will: I did, and I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack: You have to find yourself a girl, mate.

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Jack: Sticks and stones, luv. I saved your life, you save mine.

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Barbossa: Gents you all remember Captian Jack Sparrow, kill him.

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[Splashes him with water]
Gibbs: I'm awake already!
Will: I know, that was for the smell.

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Norrington: You have to be the worst pirate I have ever heard of!
Jack: But you have heard of me!

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Jack: You will remember this as the day you couldn't catch... [falls off the building]

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[after inspecting the crew]
Jack: Satisfied?
Will: Well you proved they're mad.

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Barbossa: The moonlight shows us for what we really are.

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Jack: Do you think this wise, boy? Crossing blades with a pirate?
Will: You threatened Miss Swan.
Jack: Only a little.

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Jack: No, survivors huh? Then who is left to tell the stories?

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Jack: Sorry about this Elizabeth, but I don't think it's going to work between you and me.

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Jack: She'll be impossible to live with after this.

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Elizabeth: Will!
Will: Elizabeth!
Jack: Monkey!

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Will: I make it a point to avoid familiarity with pirates.

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Jack: Watch the goods lady.

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Bo'sun: Every decision you've made has only brought us from bad to worse!

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Barbossa: Thank you, Jack.
Jack: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

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Jack: Do us a favor...I know it's hard...but stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

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Jack: Why is the rum gone?!
Elizabeth: Yes, I burned it. Those smoke signals are over one thousand feet high! There are navy ships all over this sea looking for me and you believe they won't see that?
Jack: No, but...why is all the rum gone?

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[Anamaria has just slapped Jack]
Will: Let me guess, you didn't deserve that.
Jack: No, I'd say I deserved that.

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Barbossa: I don't trust your word.
Jack: Yes, well, out of the two of us I'm the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, so it will be my word that we'll be trusting.

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Elizabeth: How often must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
Will: Always one more time, Miss Swann.

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Jack: I can't sail into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy?

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Ragetti: I feel like the Greeks in Troy. Only, they were in a horse, and not dresses.
[Pintel rolls his eyes]
Ragetti: A wooden horse.

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Will: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack: She's safe, just as I promised. And she's going to marry Norrington, just as she promised, and you are going to die for her, just as you promised. So we're all men of our word here, except Elizabeth, so is, in fact, a woman.

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Jack: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

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Mullroy: What are you doing here, Mr. Smith? And the truth!
Jack: It is my intention to commandeer a ship, sail to Tortuga, hire a prize crew, and raid, pillage, and plunder my weasley black guts out.

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Cursed Pirates: You'll be dinin' with the cap'n tonight. And he requests you wear this.
[Hands her a dress]
Elizabeth: Tell the captain that I am irrevocably obligated to decline.
Cursed Pirates: Then he says you'll be dinin' with the crew - and you'll be naked.
[She grabs the dress]
Cursed Pirates: Ugh...fine.

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[to Will]
Jack: You're not a eunuch are you?